I’m sure this has nothing to do with a guildie whose Scion had $500 $2800 worth of damage done to its bumper by hitting a raccoon… only to be informed he needed to get his car def capped if it couldn’t even tank a raccoon.
The Sidhe Devils Night Crew is a bit wacky.
Stop used to be a warlock, then he was a death knight; first he was Horde, then he was Alliance again, and now he's Horde again. For good this time. Lok'tar ogar! 
Actually, it was over $2800, my deductible was $500. Still more than I want to pay by about…. Oh, let's say $500.00. Def cap is reached, one of the guys at work is crafting me up a cow-catcher… We like to stay busy at work, only the most important projects and all that…
$2800?! Is your bumper made of rare precious materials that can only be mined from the core of the moon or something?
Here's to your future cowcatcher!