“But then sometimes I’ll hear about a drink special that sounds borderline dangerous. Like a friend will call me up and be like, “Maaan, we gotta go to O’Halligan’s tonight - it is nickel shot night!”

… Yeaaaah, I’m pretty sure we’ll die if we go to O’Halligan’s.”

John Mulaney helps explain why my hangovers are nonexistent with the help of beer, but shots pretty much make me wish I’d gone the rest of the way towards alcohol poisoning!

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