Where is Stratholme? Really?

Okay, look, I get that a lot of you might need some help death knighting. It can be a confusing experience to be thrown headlong 55 levels into a class that only starts with a whopping 3 more abilities than your average level 1 new toon. I get it. It's cool. You and I, we understand each other. That's why lots of those searches lead here.

What I don't get are people asking me - and judging from the searches that somehow refer readers to this blog, a lot of you would like to ask me - where Stratholme is.

How can you not find Stratholme on a damned map? Here's a quiz: look at a map of the Eastern Plaguelands. Where is Stratholme?

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It's right here.

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It's right here.

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IT IS RIGHT THE HELL HERE.

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LEARN TO READ A MAP.

P.S. Technically, it is also right here:

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... but if you can't even find the front door, you've got no business going in the back.

(See what I did there?)