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  • In which Randall Munroe preaches it like it is

    In which Randall Munroe preaches it like it is

    This. A hundred times this.

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  • John Mulaney

    John Mulaney

    “But then sometimes I’ll hear about a drink special that sounds borderline dangerous. Like a friend will call me up and be like, “Maaan, we gotta go to O’Halligan’s tonight – it is nickel shot night!” … Yeaaaah, I’m pretty sure we’ll die if we...

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  • It’s going to be HOW HOT?!

    It’s going to be HOW HOT?!

    Courtesy of the Failblog and my roommate, one of our local weathermen was seen on TV predicting, well, this big bucket of fail. Now whenever I hear that annoying “Derek said it would be like thiiiiis” jingle, I’ll be forced to conclude that what he...

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  • On a lighter note…

    On a lighter note…

    The above is what would, in fact, happen if it were raining men. Thanks to the Crysis level editor for letting this happen. (via Destructoid)

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  • Dumb as a box of rocks

    Dumb as a box of rocks

    As long as you’re not doing anything today, you should go read Darraxus the Warrior’s deep thoughts on raid bosses who are dumb as a box of rocks. He points out things I’ve thought about many times while raiding, such as: …the enrage timer. Patchwerk:...

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  • Truck Fains

    Truck Fains

    Ladies and gentlemen: I hate toy trains. I hate them. I hate them with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. I despise them, I want to destroy them. People put them down during anytime anyone is talking in Vent, and it makes me want...

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  • Overachiever

    Overachiever

    Today, it seems, was a good day to get achievements. Managed to knock out the following even with a large gap in my day to play Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix (whew) and the Resident Evil 5 demo with my roommate: The Argent...

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  • The Ice Stone has melted.

    The Ice Stone has melted.

    Guys, the has . I just thought you should know. For your up-to-date Ice Stone info, be sure and check out http://hastheicestonemelted.com/. P.S. If you’ve left a legitimate comment here since last Friday, on any post, and it hasn’t been approved, please leave it again....

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  • How We Resolve Cross-Faction Disputes on PvE Servers

    How We Resolve Cross-Faction Disputes on PvE Servers

    Thanks to Arrens for popping out to where I was for the laughs!

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  • Ladies and gentlemen, I present these, your bloggers

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present these, your bloggers

    (3:00:07 PM) worldofmatticus: quick (3:00:09 PM) worldofmatticus: whats the name of the big dog (3:00:12 PM) worldofmatticus: in BWL? (3:00:12 PM) StoppableForce1: Clifford? (3:00:14 PM) StoppableForce1: oh (3:00:18 PM) jedi soLusaR: hahah (3:00:20 PM) StoppableForce1: lol (3:00:40 PM) StoppableForce1: Chromaggus

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