Ladies and gentlemen: I hate toy trains. I hate them. I hate them with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. I despise them, I want to destroy them. People put them down during anytime anyone is talking in Vent, and it makes me want to learn how to reach through the internet and stab someone in the braincage. Therefore, it made my day when BRK posted this delightful little video:

In conclusion, bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!